What Are Americans For?
It’s back-to-school season, and I’ve seen two school issues that got me thinking. First, there was a spat of discourse on X, The Everything App, about whether it’s a reasonable policy to force kids to lock up their smartphones during the school day. Personally, I think if you’re against this policy you are beyond cooked. First off, kids would NEVER independently use their phones at school to help them learn. I didn’t get my first smartphone until college, and if I had one in high school I 100% would’ve been looking at memes on that shit all day instead of paying attention in class, and probably more important, instead of talking to my peers and teachers. I understand concerns about safety and communication, but whether you’re able to text your mom that you’re safe during a school shooting isn’t going to change whether you live or die. There’s almost nothing that can happen during a school day that’s so urgent that a child can’t wait until they get home, or just call using the sch...